3/26/26
you know how people always say, "i wonder what we'll look back on in the future as being unhealthy that we didn't realize?" well i know what one thing is, smoke alarms. i mean just the idea, hey you know how we're gonna detect fires? shoot out fucking radioactive uranium particles into the room, and if the radioactive uranium catches on fire, then we'll know there's a fire. i know it's not uranium it's something else, but you get the point. and i know they say that there isn't enough harmful radiation to kill you, but they probably said the same thing about lead with the romans.
it also kinda reminds me of those old school fire extinguishers that would suck all the air out of a room and suffocate everyone. which is kinda funny to me because its so dumb. for some reason i tend to think im a fortune teller with these kinds of things. my heads so far up my own ass i can see the future.